“<<< oscardoom wrote:
There’s an article up about the weirdest fitness gadgets, and I just want to know … Who would buy this stuff? Would you?
>>>Jim: Well, CarolOrsini, as a Senior Programming Manager at AOL (I Googled your lame-posting name), surely you have access to consumer feedback on the products you advertise–or in this case–write articles about, which might as well be advertising. Why don’t you just check the sales reports and ad “hits” to set your future ad rates instead of taking up our time with this topic?
I’ve taken part in many market research studies. They rather generously reimbursed me for my time and opinions. I’m not about to pay for my AOL service (that gets worse every day with your posting, by the way) in addition to helping with your market research at no fee.”
Ok. I think it’s safe to say that Jim’s a buttmunch. I think it’s also safe to say that he’s paranoid, since he googled my new name to prove that it’s me. WTF? Why does this guy hate me so much? AND my posting name isn’t lame. I’ve had it since I was in 7th grade. And it was VERY cool then thank you very much. RARR.
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Proposed response to Jim:
Dear Jim,
I’m sorry to hear about your tiny penis.
Love,
Carol
Paranoid? I’d lean more towards possible stalker.
Maybe he is sweet on you and is using the same antics that were used when a boy likes a girl in grade school. Except he is verbally hitting you.
You must realize that this is the most contact Jim has ever had with a woman (not including his Real Doll and his mothers kiss when she was tucking him in before pounding a bottle of vodka and the married man next door).
He obviously cares about you enough to google your name….so take it as a compliment. A creepy compliment.
I agree with Jim. Jim for mayor!
I agree with Jim.
Jim for mayor of the internet!
So Carol just walked over to my desk and hit me with her stapler.
Jim, I can no longer vote for your mayorship.
I still think it’s Dave. JimDave or DaveJIim. Dave, do you want to be mayor of the internet?