Oh. My. God. Gnomes are Alive!

With the advent of this brilliantly filmed and high quality video of an actual gnome walking around,  there is only one thing I’m wondering. How long before the filmer gets picked up for b-horror flicks. That is one HELL of a scream.
Watch. With the volume on low. You’ll thank me.

Don’t Care How, I Want It Now: My List of 2K8 Must-Have Video Games

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted with anything more than empty rants about empty celebs at their empty celebration of themselves. Allow me to reiterate: I hate the Oscars. However, now that the cinematic blight is officially out of my head and I can think like a rational person again, I’m back to my normal [...]