In a profound bliss that can only be brought along by the stomach flu one day, severe exhaustion the next, coupled with a severe fear of eating anything, I have stumbled upon another lovely nail to hammer in humanity’s coffin regarding the robot uprising. The charming folks over at geekologie.com have reported on robotic substitute teachers. Yes. This is actually happening.
Have kids? Well you won’t for long if Saya, the robot substitute, has her way. The harbinger of death is allegedly multilingual, capable of calling roll, reading, and assigning work from textbooks. Also, scaring the shit out of your children.
I’m fairly certain when I say, ‘What the F’? that thousands of voices are chiming in with me. Has anyone SEEN the Terminator movies? Good lord, we’re just asking for it aren’t we. And sticking them with children first? Not to sound mean or whatever but shouldn’t we trial run potential killer robots in, i don’t know, a maximum security prison? At least those guys can defend themselves. Plus. I’m pretty sure it’s much more of a long-term investment to create killing robots vs teaching robots, right? When they become self-aware and start turning their extremities into guns, I’m pretty sure that unlike me, algebraic equations won’t stop them in their tracks. Not when their primary objective is to be hot like Kristanna Loken and kill all humans. I guess the only solace and hope we can glean from this news is that unlike in the movies, naked hot robots won’t be so concerned with finding clothes to put on to keep the battle R-Rated. So at least when we’re getting mass slaughtered by robots, they’ll at least look good.
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