Carol: Dear Diary,
Carol: Today, I bought method hand soap! It doesn’t smell as good as the normal kind I get, but hey, you have to sacrifice for your planet.
Sam: hahahahaha
Carol: Just to show my commitment to the cause, I also invested in a magic wand to cut water costs while showering.
Carol: Dear Diary, Day 302
Carol: [...]
Green living at its best
If I still had a blog, I’d probably put this conversation on it… Under the entry: “Shit frequently”
Jason: All I can think of is Bob Vila.
Carol: The cokehead?
Jason: It’ll come to me at 6:38 this evening, when I’m on the toilet.
Jason: No, the home improvement guy.
Carol: Yeah, Bob Vila was a cokehead.
Jason: Oh.
Carol: My dad and I used to watch ‘This old house’ allll the time.
Jason: I have a great uncle whose [...]
Commentary on Cute Butts
jason: He’s really short.
jason: That means he probably has a cute butt.
Carol: HAHAHAHAHAH
Carol: That’s the best logic I’ve ever heard.
My Friend Andy
In perhaps his awesomest music video of all time, is my buddy, Andy. I saw this video before I met him, and ever since, I’ve been dying to see it again. So I’m putting this baby up so others can enjoy, and so I don’t have to search youtube for it every time I want [...]
On Jessica Alba Being Pregnant
Me: I can’t believe jessica alba is preggers. i hope she doesn’t lose that body.
My Husband: i can’t believe someone actually has sex with her without spontaneously combusting because she is soooo hot.
Nicely put.
Happy Halloween!
Last night I sacrificed my time and my good hand, which is now a carving claw to produce one hell of a pumpkin masterpiece.
If you don’t recognize this masterpiece, it’s Beetlejuice in snake form (When he comes out and threatens Lydia?) So very awesome. My pumpkin prowess has just increased by 1 point. Last year [...]
A Moment of Silence for a Dark Day
As you’ve probably already guessed, I am a member of that most illustrious and elite company of content, product and now advertising gurus, AOL. As most of you might already know, today marked nearly a 50 percent layoff cut in our Dulles Campus, formally AOL’s Headquarters. While I was spared from the chopping block this [...]
Happy September!
So I haven’t written in a while, mostly because I was sick, and there was that weekend of debauchery in which my friends from Colorado and L.A. both came into town at the same time. Late nights in B-More, I’ll tell you HWHAT! Anyhoo, just wanted to write and gloat that my first official video [...]
My Friend Kenny Has a New Crush
Kenny manages our GLBT community, Queersighted. There’s this new hot piece of sumpin in one of his posts named Gabe. Kenny has already planned out life with Gabe, although Gabe doesn’t know that yet.
Here’s the link to Gabe
and here are Kenny’s plans with him:
“thank god i keep going to look at my boyfriend gabe [...]
Guitar Hero Shout Outs
Just because I’m ridiculously geeky like this, I’m going to paste an excerpt from a Gamedaily.com blog post that touts my Guitar Hero skills. Despite the fact that this post was made by a friend of mine, it still makes me feel kind of special. Read and believe.
“Feeling guilt over my GH performance, I gave [...]
