It’s official. After a particularly arduous workout I wanted nothing more than to jump into the shower, get the steam going and enjoy the fact that there were 15 inches of snow outside and I hadn’t left the apartment since I slogged my way home through the snow the evening before. I have what I [...]
An ode to the clitoris: What IS that?
Carol.Lynn.Orsini: it’s like
Carol.Lynn.Orsini: a separate scrotum
Carol.Lynn.Orsini: with wings
Carol.Lynn.Orsini: and the overlaying of a vagina
Carol.Lynn.Orsini: and
Carol.Lynn.Orsini: a drainage pipe
Green living at its best
Carol: Dear Diary,
Carol: Today, I bought method hand soap! It doesn’t smell as good as the normal kind I get, but hey, you have to sacrifice for your planet.
Sam: hahahahaha
Carol: Just to show my commitment to the cause, I also invested in a magic wand to cut water costs while showering.
Carol: Dear Diary, Day 302
Carol: [...]
Why skinny jeans suck
Call me a fashion premie, call me a coward, call me old-fashioned. Your insults will bounce off of my gently bootcut jeans that complement me perfectly, unlike the skinny jeans that grace the figures of girls world-wide. Big, small, inbetween, the skinny jean is NOT your friend. Thinking it is only serves to allow you [...]
Pretty sure robots are going to take over the earth
In a profound bliss that can only be brought along by the stomach flu one day, severe exhaustion the next, coupled with a severe fear of eating anything, I have stumbled upon another lovely nail to hammer in humanity’s coffin regarding the robot uprising. The charming folks over at geekologie.com have reported on robotic substitute [...]
If I still had a blog, I’d probably put this conversation on it… Under the entry: “Shit frequently”
Jason: All I can think of is Bob Vila.
Carol: The cokehead?
Jason: It’ll come to me at 6:38 this evening, when I’m on the toilet.
Jason: No, the home improvement guy.
Carol: Yeah, Bob Vila was a cokehead.
Jason: Oh.
Carol: My dad and I used to watch ‘This old house’ allll the time.
Jason: I have a great uncle whose [...]
Just another day at work…
“Just an FYI, I went through your article and made a couple of tweaks to the content. I took out ‘fuck’ from the last rule, changed ‘hand jobs’ to sexual favors and replaced ‘circle jerk’ with love-in.”
Commentary on Cute Butts
jason: He’s really short.
jason: That means he probably has a cute butt.
Carol: HAHAHAHAHAH
Carol: That’s the best logic I’ve ever heard.
Possibly the Most Epic Song Ever … Grim Reaper ‘See You in Hell’
Watch it. Seriously.
My Friend Andy
In perhaps his awesomest music video of all time, is my buddy, Andy. I saw this video before I met him, and ever since, I’ve been dying to see it again. So I’m putting this baby up so others can enjoy, and so I don’t have to search youtube for it every time I want [...]
