It’s official. After a particularly arduous workout I wanted nothing more than to jump into the shower, get the steam going and enjoy the fact that there were 15 inches of snow outside and I hadn’t left the apartment since I slogged my way home through the snow the evening before. I have what I [...]
Why skinny jeans suck
Call me a fashion premie, call me a coward, call me old-fashioned. Your insults will bounce off of my gently bootcut jeans that complement me perfectly, unlike the skinny jeans that grace the figures of girls world-wide. Big, small, inbetween, the skinny jean is NOT your friend. Thinking it is only serves to allow you [...]
Carol: The Four-ce Is With Her
My old co-worker and generally ornery yet lovable guy Jason has inducted me into a ‘Four Things Meme’ which roughly translates as a virtual chain letter in my opinion. Thanks for being FIVE years old Jason! Since he tagged me with it on the 27th of May and It is now I think… [...]
Carol’s Update and Apology
To put it bluntly, I got laid off. This happened some time in December, but since the company kept me on through the end of March, I decided to mum’s the word on my recent axing. I’ve been away from ‘conventional’ work now for about a month and a half, scouring job sites, boards and [...]
My Friend Andy
In perhaps his awesomest music video of all time, is my buddy, Andy. I saw this video before I met him, and ever since, I’ve been dying to see it again. So I’m putting this baby up so others can enjoy, and so I don’t have to search youtube for it every time I want [...]
Don’t Care How, I Want It Now: My List of 2K8 Must-Have Video Games
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted with anything more than empty rants about empty celebs at their empty celebration of themselves. Allow me to reiterate: I hate the Oscars. However, now that the cinematic blight is officially out of my head and I can think like a rational person again, I’m back to my normal [...]
Paranormal State: So Spooky, So Addicting
Yesterday was officially a productive day. Being the first weekend after New Years, this was the first weekend in my life that I actually took down my Christmas decorations in a timely manner. Normally it’s some time in February or a member of my family gets fed up waiting and does it without me. But [...]
Farewell, Imperial Gardens: The End of an Era
It’s been 17 years since I’ve been a patron of the best Chinese restaurant I’ve ever visited. Located in Stafford, Virginia, Imperial Gardens hosted many of the most important events of my life. Serving a plethora of the tastiest Chinese food on earth, I instantly fell in love with the location. As an 8-year-old kid [...]
On Jessica Alba Being Pregnant
Me: I can’t believe jessica alba is preggers. i hope she doesn’t lose that body.
My Husband: i can’t believe someone actually has sex with her without spontaneously combusting because she is soooo hot.
Nicely put.
