This is my third year in a row that’s it been a requirement to actually view the Oscars for work. I must say, This year is exceptionally awful. The only thing that’s saving me from complete brain damage is John Stewart. And honestly, he’s good — but not good enough to save this horrific spectacle [...]
On Jessica Alba Being Pregnant
Me: I can’t believe jessica alba is preggers. i hope she doesn’t lose that body.
My Husband: i can’t believe someone actually has sex with her without spontaneously combusting because she is soooo hot.
Nicely put.
What Wouldn’t Tyler Durden Do?
I’d like to give mad props to What Would Tyler Durden Do after their posting of Miss South Carolina’s botched speech reaction. Here’s what they wrote.
“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything [...]
Crazy Britney Icon
I’m the first one NOT to spread britney crap around, but this actually amuses me.
So let’s all *NOT* do the Britney, but let’s instead use this little slice of Icon Heaven to make fun of hmmm…. that wacko? I’m not sure if that describes it but whatever. I don’t care enough to figure it out. [...]
