If I still had a blog, I’d probably put this conversation on it… Under the entry: “Shit frequently”

Jason: All I can think of is Bob Vila.
Carol: The cokehead?
Jason: It’ll come to me at 6:38 this evening, when I’m on the toilet.
Jason: No, the home improvement guy.
Carol: Yeah, Bob Vila was a cokehead.
Jason: Oh.
Carol: My dad and I used to watch ‘This old house’ allll the time.
Jason: I have a great uncle whose [...]

Just another day at work…

“Just an FYI, I went through your article and made a couple of tweaks to the content. I took out ‘fuck’ from the last rule, changed ‘hand jobs’ to sexual favors and replaced ‘circle jerk’ with love-in.”

Commentary on Cute Butts

jason: He’s really short.
jason: That means he probably has a cute butt.
Carol: HAHAHAHAHAH
Carol: That’s the best logic I’ve ever heard.

Write About Technology and Games

Hi Everyone!
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Carol: The Four-ce Is With Her

My old co-worker and generally ornery yet lovable guy Jason has inducted me into a ‘Four Things Meme’ which roughly translates as a virtual chain letter in my opinion. Thanks for being FIVE years old Jason! Since he tagged me with it on the 27th of May and It is now I think… [...]

Carol’s Update and Apology

To put it bluntly, I got laid off. This happened some time in December, but since the company kept me on through the end of March, I decided to mum’s the word on my recent axing. I’ve been away from ‘conventional’ work now for about a month and a half, scouring job sites, boards and [...]

I Absolutely Hate the Oscars

This is my third year in a row that’s it been a requirement to actually view the Oscars for work. I must say, This year is exceptionally awful. The only thing that’s saving me from complete brain damage is John Stewart. And honestly, he’s good — but not good enough to save this horrific spectacle [...]

My Video Game Christmas List. (Hint, Hint)

While piddling around at work during the holiday slump, wishing I could help out more people with things. (Cos I’m that good of a person.) I decided to take my free time and dedicate it to a much more selfish course of action. Writing my video game Christmas list. So without further hullabaloo, I present [...]

A Moment of Silence for a Dark Day

As you’ve probably already guessed, I am a member of that most illustrious and elite company of content, product and now advertising gurus, AOL. As most of you might already know, today marked nearly a 50 percent layoff cut in our Dulles Campus, formally AOL’s Headquarters. While I was spared from the chopping block this [...]

Ewww! Keyboard Germs!

So apparently I have the equivalent of 333 toilet seats worth of germs on my keyboard. NO ONE TOUCH ME, I’M CONTAMINATED! I have this many germs on my keyboard!
1,662,780How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?